01527 894 825 info@agcranes.com

Unwanted telephone calls and emails.

Hi there, if you are trying to “save us money” on any of the following, we don’t need to speak to you as we are already sorted. This is mainly because we are web based company without a factory, or vehicles. Before you send a spam email or make a spamcalls please see below.

Thanks for thinking of us, have a nice day.

  • Water. The landlord provides it.
  • Electricity (EICR) and gas. The landlord provides it.
  • Staff. The MD’s son is a recruitment squirrel at Consilium in Stratford Upon Avon, and we won’t use him; nice though he is.
  • Rates. Help with the business rates or rate discount, or energy rates. It’s included in the rent.
  • Telephones or call charges. The landlord provide them.
  • Lighting. The landlord provides it.
  • Lead generation. We are all sorted thanks, we don’t need any more inquiries.
  • Diesel or fuel. We don’t use any. Our cranes are electrically driven. We don’t have company cars.
  • Heating. The landlord provides it.
  • Private health insurance. No thanks.
  • Photo copiers. Sale managers mate provides ours.
  • Insurance. A family friend provides it, and its just been renewed.
  • Web work SEO. A family friend does it for us, sorry.
  • Bank loans. We are very lucky that we don’t need one.
  • PPI. Wow, you should have called last week. We are sorted now!
  • C-bills, or coronavirus/covid19 business interruption loan. We are very lucky that we don’t need one, I wasn’t free money either, thanks though.

    Apologies for having to post this, but most days we receive 4 or 5 calls trying to help us “save money”. On the day this page was created we received; 1 lead generation, 1 recruitment, and 2 water saving calls before lunch time. Sadly this page is updated almost daily with the list of things we don’t need…. Please remove us from your lists.

However if you want to buy an overhead gantry crane, please call us.